Editorial Reviews. From Publishers Weekly. Handler proves the adage that just because one can, doesn't mean one should. This applies to both her role as a. Editorial Reviews. From Publishers Weekly. Handler proves the adage that just because one It's me, Chelsea - site edition by Chelsea Handler. Download it . Chelsea Handler Are You There, Vodka, Its Me Chelsea · Acknowledgments; CHAPTER Скачать эту книгу (k) в формате: fb2, lrf, epub, mobi, txt, html.
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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was. Get a FREE e-book by joining our mailing list today! Plus, receive recommendations and exclusive offers on all of your favorite books and authors from Simon. It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler available from Rakuten Kobo. Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today. No reviews were found. Please log in to write a review if you've read this book.
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Prison Break[ edit ] Chelsea gets pulled over after drinking and driving, and is arrested and sent to the Sybil Brand Institute. Bladder Stones[ edit ] Chelsea returns home to find her father having urinary issues, conning people via his used car company and Chelsea's books.
Big Red[ edit ] Chelsea somehow finds herself falling for a red head, even though she doesn't exactly have an affinity for men of that hair color. Dining in the Dark[ edit ] Chelsea is asked to go to London for the UK release of her book, and she decides to bring her recently single and unemployed friend along.
Her friend makes reservations for the both of them at a restaurant where you dine completely in the dark, and when they arrive, they realize they've gotten more than they bargained for. After an unpleasant experience at the restaurant, they duck out to a nearby pub, where they meet what they assume to be a former rock star. Dim Sum and Then Some[ edit ] Chelsea and a friend retreat to a sketchy part of town in hopes of finding a massage place with openings.
They come across a small shack operated by an Asian woman, and Chelsea assumes that it's a whorehouse. After a few minutes of a less than satisfactory massage, Chelsea complains, and trouble ensues.
Barking Up the Wrong Tree[ edit ] Chelsea and her Persian boyfriend get stuck dog sitting for their friends. After they have sex on their friends' bed, her boyfriend lies naked watching TV and one of the friends' dogs comes up and begins licking his penis.
Chelsea becomes very uneasy about it. They go to a party later and her Persian boyfriend holds that same dog in his arms the entire time. They break up and he is understandably upset calling her spoiled among other things.
She later sees him with the same type of dog that licked his penis and a new girlfriend, and alludes to the penis licking incident and leaves happily.Dad Is Fat. Anyway, there were some laugh out loud moments for me, so this gets a 3. After a few minutes of a less than satisfactory massage, Chelsea complains, and trouble ensues.
Nevertheless, she's entertaining to say the least. I also found myself personally editing the book as I went through and read it. Maybe it is that I have never seen Handler's stand-up and came to this book expecting something a little bit different.
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